yes

or at least we were

however our situation seems to be getting less kawaii by the second

nyan

this do it for ya

nyan

new followers thats rad

well yeah

anyway

im gonna draw from now on

because lets be rational

although those pictures of cats with my face pasted on them were pretty great for shits and giggles i think that the quality of this bullshit would be improved tenfold if i applied my artistic talents instead of spending 3 minutes in ms paint

seriously people im talkin kawaii fucking pngs out the goddamn wazoo

but really yall should expect more frequent updates

nyan

thats actually not such a retarded idea

look im at some kawaii cat cafe i found on google images

i am practically swimming in bitches

or should i say…

pussy

stop go away i hate you

ok yeah no this isnt working these bakas need to stop fucking touching me

stop

stop it

nyan

shit anon you crazy motherfucker

fine i’ll answer your asks

i cannot tell you how many fucking holiday cards i have received with those sickeningly grotesque animals on them

it doesn’t matter how much cash is in there those things are almost as nauseating as watching goddamn vision correction surgery and being exceptionally carsick simultaneously

it makes your eyes water and prompts pulling over on the side of the highway to dry heave for about 20 fucking minutes is what im trying to say

dont get me wrong though i appreciate the intended irony when it comes from a sincerely satirical source but if i get one more “happy birthday gorgeous” card i am going to flip my shit in such a spectacular fashion that it would make an acrobat dizzy enough to blow chunks all over his trampoline or whatever

it will be fucking horrifying

i will flip my shit so hard no one will be able to identify the object ascending steadily towards the heavens spinning like a rage-inducing pancake

theyll be like “what the fuck is that thing”

and ill be waiting for gravity to work its sweet voodoo magic and bring that fucker back down to earth so i can flip my shit ALL OVER AGAIN

that is the circle of life dear anon

or rather

the circle of neko dave flipping his shit over a couple sarcastic birthday cards as if his shit was a goddamn dolphin

but i digress

“twisted whiskers” edits are not so easy to pull off when you consider that the subject (ie me) is wearing fucking shades this would render it extremely difficult to make a proper image because aside from the creeptastic grin, the abhorrently distorted eyes are the sole defining aspect of these abominations

so to sum this shit up

i dont like “twisted whiskers” animals

if i get another card of that persuasion i will flip my shit

and i will not deface my image to satisfy your curiosity

but heres the card i got last december

nyan

good question

lets crack this sonvabitch open and see how long ive been a fucking cat

obviously i already know the answer to your question but any excuse to whip out a comically frilly photo album with the title “daves kawaii baby pics” in comic sans crudely slapped on with ms paint is a good one

look its me as a baby

shit look at that i am dripping with kawaii

DRIPPING i tell you

damn i was a chill motherfucker

hell fucking yes

in light of all these pictures of me as a kitten its pretty evident that i have been a kawaii neko since always

nyan

but seriously

what the fuck anon

what the fuck

nyan

yeah crumps

yeah i do like makign biscuits

biscuits are sugoi

here have a shitty gif of me makign kawaii biscuits on a bear

nyan